Thursday, 19 January 2017


At a distressed wood cabin with her and her bros.  They notice my peen through my short legs and I am very embarassed.

Tuesday, 9 June 2015


Dreamed I had hairy Lungs.   Mb also cut his hair short and I didn't notice right away or say anything.

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Gold watch

Dad gives me a present of a gold rolex. I try it on and it has an elastic - like band. I want to wear it but he tells me I should only wear it for special occasions. I then notice that I'm wearing a suit, so I put on the watch. It looks and feels good.

Monday, 1 June 2015

Tig ol bids

In outdoor pool playing some kind of football interception game with page three girls. I keep pulling mine around by the waist. She laughs. She's brunette with big fake tits and a blue bikini made of thin fabric. She looks like Jessica Jane Clement. I try to exit the pool by this tiny hole but can't quite seem to fit. My uncle is there and says as much.

I also have a huge phlegm that I can't seem to get out. May be related to my cotton mouth while sleeping.

Thursday, 21 May 2015


Had ukulele and was walking around playing a nice happy chord.  Some people look at me and I worry that they know that I don't know anything else on the instrument.  I slowly walk away from them while acting nonchalant.

Thursday, 14 May 2015

Backyard renovations

We just bought a new house and we are fixing the backyard. we're digging up everything including the fenced in back porch and all the patio stones. we're digging up the fence and notice that there's some wasted space at the back of the property. we take the census out and meet the neighbors behind us. one of them comes over and so my cousins and the dog go downstairs while my mom talked to the neighbor. turns out the neighbor is from Albania and they are moving because nothing in the house works because it's old. my mom invite friends to learn about the neighborhood and my cousins go downstairs and I start drawing on the baseboards shading them in and making them look 3d or at least try to. I hear the neighbor say that she's from Albania and she's looking at some kind of map that my mom has and pointing out Albania. I go downstairs to find out with my cousins are doing and see that they're playing catch with the dog. they asked me about the neighbor and what she and my mom are doing and I replied that she's nice. the basement is unfinished and has a cement floor it looks a lot like my girlfriend's parents Cottage basement. outside this house has green grass and a red fence and looks a lot like my first house.

Friday, 8 May 2015


At some weird house with cats.  They are clawing the front of my jeans from behind me.  I think there's 3 of them.  I recognize them from somehow knowing them when they were kittens.  Its daytime outside.