Had a dream last night that I was in an apartment in Japan (I'm a total Japanophile if you must know). My landlord came over because the TV was too loud. Then some (white) cops came, and found out that I had a certain green plant in my possession. Gasp! We learned that they were crooked cops so we bribed them to keep ourselves out of jail. I was able to speak the Japanese that I know in my dream to them, which I still find a little strange. What a weird one.